Thought # Three

- What did you do in the war Grandad?

- Well, I'll tell ya. First off I shagged a lot. Anything I could get a hold of for longer than a minute, I shagged. I done loads of DNA tests and I fathered a bunch of sprogs. Next, I smoked aload of dope. Skunk mostly. Top drawer stuff, excuse the pun. Now, when I wasn't shagging or smoking, I stayed in, watched the telly and stroked my dick.

- Why'd you do that Grandad?

- I did it cause some Etonian told us all that our country needed us. So, I just gave the best I could. I've done my time. I've served my country.

- I'm so proud of you Grandad.

- So you should be.

Copyright of Christopher Alexander Simpson